If you really love me…

…you’ll buy me one of these. I will bathe your feet in oil.

*le sigh*
*le sigh*

(Not really. But I’d really like you a lot and might put you in my will.)

But seriously, this would look good under the Christmas tree my cats will knock down when I’m not home.

Just a thought.


Hunter S Kittenn

Hunter S Kittenn

Free-lance Soothsayer at Voight-Kampff Corporation
Hunter S Kittenn is the most feared, most powerful little pink kitten in the world. When he meows, nations tremble, economies crumble, and someone had better be bringing some wet food, if they know what's good for them. Also, he writes stuff. One-liners, fortune cookie wisdom and tonight's winning lottery numbers can be found at @zed614 on Twitter.
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