Looking at Girls Makes Our Butts Hurt!!!

This has nothing to do with comics and everything to do with what a bunch of twatiferous, lame-ass, twisted panty, little pansies so many fanboys seem to be these days.  The first teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story just hit the internet and it was met with a chorus of moans and wailing along with tooth-gnashing and the rending of garments.  Oh the Humanity!  Disney is making another Star Wars film with a female lead?!  Life as we know it is over!!!

These puketastic puddles of puppy piss make me sick with their witless caterwauling.  What an armada of douchecanoes!  You would think this gaggle of flapping pout-pussies would be in favor of more female leads on the big screen, seeing as how these alleged “guys” are a collective bunch of whiskerless couch-cunts.  Seriously, these fucknuggets couldn’t pick a vagina out of a police line-up if you threw in a mop, a donut and a taco. What is it with these feckless fucks?  No wrinkles on their sacs, yet?  Can they only get their fanboy hard-ons going whilst looking at images of guys with blasters?

Maybe when their little balls drop they will enjoy looking at women more.  At least women who aren’t on Pornhub…In the Hentai section.  Have they completely forgotten Leia Organa?  The blaster packing leader of the Rebellion?  I can only assume they were very put out by The Empire Strikes Back since the pistol packing princess was allowed to wear trousers in that film.  If they had their way she would have worn the slave girl outfit in every scene of Episodes IV-VI.  Or better yet, a Burka.  These troglodytic knuckle-draggers are nothing but Talifans; trying to keep women in their place while trapping the franchise in some fabled golden age of white boy privilege.  Well, tough shit, losers.  Women make up 51% of the population and they are tired of your spineless, sniveling, atavistic horse shit.  They aren’t the minority here and, no matter how much you stamp your feet or wave your little tweeters at your computer screens, you can’t change that fact.  Nobody wants to watch two hours of Flash Gordon rescuing Dale Arden anymore.

The internet reacts to the first Rogue One trailer.
The internet reacts to the first Rogue One trailer.

Honestly, you pimply little gits, you’re worthless shitheels, the lot of you.  The rest of us are tired of listening to your squeaky, adolescent whining (when are your voices going to change, anyway?). Get out of the way and let the grownups make some movies.  The next time we hear from you little turds I expect it will be in a YouTube video when you show up at the local emergency room to have your favorite Princess Amidala doll removed from your colon.

That’s just my opinion but you suck crab balls.

The same keyboard army of peckerwoods who shit blue donuts over this guy are going to die of a collective prolapse when a young woman of color gets a starring role in this franchise.
The same keyboard army of peckerwoods who shit blue donuts over this guy are going to die of a collective prolapse when a young woman of color gets a starring role in this franchise.

 

 

R T Kraken!

Prior to becoming a professional curmudgeon and the Scourge of the Northern seas, R.T. Kraken worked as an artist and a photographer. He has been an avid comic book fan since he was spawned as well as an insufferable know-it-all.
He also sings for the Supra-70s band, RIFLE.
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One Thought to “Looking at Girls Makes Our Butts Hurt!!!”

  1. Don

    Oh my sith lord this is the best thing I’ve read in forever you have won the internet.

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